Monthly Archives: January 2014

Snow, pig poop, and grace

My first thought every time it snows is pig crap. I blame thank a certain Bible college professor for this. He grew up on a farm where his family raised hogs and in class he once told us how he … Continue reading

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What I learned from my pants zipper

When you think about it, some of life’s most awkward moments can be blamed on the pants zipper. When someone walks into a room and that sucker is down, it’s like a magnet for our eyes and no matter what … Continue reading

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What I learned about Jesus from animal tracks

When I was younger I occasionally went hunting. As I grew older I realized it was much easier to fall asleep inside on couch opposed to outside in some pine needles and slightly smelling like fox urine. I also found … Continue reading

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Sunday High 5, Jan. 12

Here’s the top five things I’ve thankful for from the past week. 5. Space heaters — The Polar Vortex came and went this week and no place was its presence felt more than in my bathroom. You never really think … Continue reading

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What I learned from “The Price is Right”

One of the simply truths of life is that if you’re home sick, no matter how young or old you are, you’re watching “The Price is Right.” Seriously, I bet 75 percent of that show’s audience each day is either … Continue reading

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What I learned from a frozen toilet

Flushing your toilet is one of the underrated pleasures in life. How do I know this? Because for a few hours Tuesday I was robbed of this pleasure by the “Polar Vortex,” and like a lot of things in life, … Continue reading

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Winter’s here…and it sucks

From earlier today when I thought going outside was a good idea. This just fuels my theory that Hell is actually a very cold place. Bundle up, folks. make animated gifs like this at MakeAGif –@TravisKWilliams

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Sunday High Five — Jan. 5

New years brings new things and something new I plan to bring in 2014 is the Sunday High Five. Everyone likes a high five, right? Each week I’ll toss out the five things I thank God for from the past … Continue reading

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What I learned about happiness from “Trading Places”

On the list of overplayed, yet completely underrated movies, “Trading Places” might just be at the top. I swear that flick is always on, but yet so few people got it when I walked around yesterday saying, “Merry New Year! … Continue reading

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What I learned from New Year’s resolution gym guy failure

With Christmas, eggnog, and multiple tins of Danish cookies in the rear-view, we’ve hit that time of the year when everybody starts talking about hitting the gym and getting in shape. Or, giving up Newport cigarettes. Well, maybe both. For … Continue reading

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