Monthly Archives: December 2013

What I learned from drawing Heaven: 10 things to look forward to

When I was in the third grade my Sunday School teacher asked each member of our class to draw a picture of how we saw Heaven. It was probably  undoubtedly the best day of Sunday School ever. Plenty of my … Continue reading

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What I learned from making Kool-Aid. Acceptance vs. approval

Do you remember back when to make Kool-Aid you had to add the flavor packet and then a massive amount of sugar? OK, well maybe you still have to do it this way, I have no idea in part because … Continue reading

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What I learned about Jesus’ birthday when I turned 19

I’ve had some pretty awesome birthdays. There was the 1987 “Ghostbusters” themed party, complete with proton pack and “Ghostbusters” logo cake. The 1991 birthday where I finally got a basketball goal. And who could forget the 1995 party where Virginia … Continue reading

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What I learned from Jesus’ stepdad

Ah, Christmas Eve. I really think there are two types of people in this world: Christmas Eve people and Christmas day people, and I’m a Christmas Eve guy. I love the anticipation of Christmas, almost more than I enjoy the … Continue reading

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The mess when right and wrong get mixed up

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? … Continue reading

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What I learned from a movie about a porn star and one about a zoo

Netflix is either the best thing ever or the devil. While I’m never quite sure which way I’m leaning on this, what I am sure of is that I’ve watched the first ten minutes of a lot of awful movies … Continue reading

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What I learned about prayer from Ozzy Osbourne

There are a few TV programs I think every single person has either watched an episode of, or at the very least has seen enough commercials for that they could fake their way through a conversation about it. “The Osbournes” … Continue reading

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The war on Happy Holidays

The town’s street lights are up, old cartoons are dominating prime time TV, and neighborhoods are littered with giant inflatables. With the unofficial signs of the season in place, it’s no longer too early to say it’s Christmas time. I … Continue reading

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The moment verses what you want most

Today we learned Florida State quarterback, Jameis Winston, would not be charged with any crimes after being accused of sexually assaulting the woman at an off-campus apartment on Dec. 7, 2012. The official word came to many of us via … Continue reading

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What I learned about creation from a robot

Robots stir some mixed emotions in me. On one hand, you have “The Jetsons” robot maid Rosie. Yeah, she was a little snarky, but dang if she wasn’t a near perfect lady to have around the house. On the other … Continue reading

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